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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 09.28.16
* “It would have been disastrous for the whole country.” Following Ninth Circuit Judge Alex Kozinski’s screening of “The People vs. Larry Flynt,” the infamous smut peddler at the center of the film received a standing ovation after speaking to an audience about what would have happened if the Supreme Court hadn’t ruled in Hustler’s favor in the landmark First Amendment case. [WSJ Law Blog]
* Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf will forfeit $41 million in bonus and stock awards in the wake of the lender’s sham accounts scandal. As we mentioned previously, the bank’s board was looking to Shearman & Sterling for guidance on whether it would move forward with clawback actions against executives considering the severity of the misconduct and fraud that occurred. [CNN]
* Sorry, Lynn Tilton, but the Supreme Court isn’t going to rescue you: the “Diva of Distressed” applied to the high court for a stay of the Securities and Exchange Commission’s action against her, arguing that the agency’s use of in-house judges was unconstitutional, but the Court flat-out rejected her request, without even so much as a dissent. Tilton could be barred from further work in the securities industry. [Bloomberg]
* Chelsea Grayson, who currently serves as general counsel of American Apparel, is moving up in the company to take on an even bigger and better role. She will assume the position of chief executive officer next month as the company considers a sale. She’s guided the company through controversies in the past, so a potential sale should be no problem for this former Loeb & Loeb partner. Congratulations! [Big Law Business]
* A former investigator for the Illinois Appellate Defender’s Office is receiving a major windfall after alleging that she was forced to resign for complaining about a salary cut. Alice Washington is set to receive more than $1 million dollars for her retaliation claim, but State Appellate Defender Michael Pelletier says he plans to appeal the judgment due to the fact that he “cannot in good conscience settle with this woman.” [ABA Journal]
* Michael Fahy, lawyer turned firefighter, RIP. [New York Daily News]
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