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  • Peter Kalis RF

    Ask the Experts, Biglaw, Books, Movies, Partner Issues

    The ATL Interrogatories: 10 Questions with Peter Kalis of K&L Gates

    K&L Gates managing partner Peter Kalis shares insights and experiences about the legal profession and careers in law, as well as about himself.

    / Feb 6, 2013 at 1:31 PM
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    Canada, Deaths, Gay, Gay Marriage, Job Searches, Law Schools, Morning Docket, Movies, Sexism, Technology, Women's Issues

    Morning Docket: 12.26.12

    * Another year, another round-up of the year’s legal highlights from the National Law Journal. Perhaps after a year that was wracked with destruction for this supposedly noble profession, we’ll actually see some substantial change in 2013. [National Law Journal]

    * Meanwhile in Iowa, failure to sleep with your horndog boss is “like having a Lamborghini in the garage and never driving it,” so if he’s irresistibly attracted to your exotic lady parts car, you better be ready, willing, and able to find yourself a new job. [Washington Post]

    * People were so pissed off about Instagram’s new terms of service that someone filed a class action suit. The app’s litigation filter must make exasperated attorneys and wasted dollars look shiny and happy. [Reuters]

    * “It is not the perfect path to wealth and success that people may have envisioned.” As we’ve been stating here at Above the Law for years, being a lawyer is no longer the golden ticket that it once was. [Bloomberg]

    * ASU Law will now offer a North American Law Degree that’ll prepare graduates to practice in the U.S. and Canada. Yes, ship your jobless grads north where there’s an articling crisis, great idea! [Associated Press]

    * Still thinking about applying to law school? That’s a funny joke. But if you’re interested in being a punchline in three years, follow this application season timeline. [Law Admissions Lowdown / U.S. News & World Report]

    * Jack Klugman, noted actor whose roles included that of Juror #5 in Twelve Angry Men, RIP. [New York Times]

    * Richard Adams, a plaintiff in the first suit seeking federal recognition of gay marriage, RIP. [New York Times]

    1 Comment / / Dec 26, 2012 at 9:19 AM
  • Catch me if you can 2

    Bar Exams, Movies

    ‘How Did You Pass The BAAAAAr’? Frank Abagnale Jr. Says It’s Easy To Fake Being A Lawyer

    Being a fake lawyer is way easier than being a fake pilot….

    15 Comments / / Dec 13, 2012 at 11:21 AM
  • Rob Lowe

    Cars, Football, In-House Counsel, Marijuana, Movies, Murder, Non-Sequiturs, Sports, Tax Law, Television

    Non-Sequiturs: 11.29.12

    * Wait, did other people know this Casey Anthony movie was happening and not tell me? With Rob Lowe? How much would you pay to get drunk and watch it with Nancy Grace? [Lifetime]

    * In America, poorly parked cars get tickets. In Soviet Russia, poorly parked cars get douches. [Legal Blog Watch]

    * Sometimes you can evade consequences associated with evading taxes, and sometimes you can’t. [Going Concern]

    * The George Zimmerman defense fund seems to be alive and well… unlike Trayvon Martin. [NPR]

    * I feel like it would be great if the NFL took marijuana off of its banned substance list. It’s not like the drug is performance enhancing. [The Nation]

    * A leading organization for in-house lawyers weighs in against the sanctions imposed on TD Bank. [Association of Corporate Counsel]

    * Don’t forget to add your résumé to the flood for our open positions on Above the Law. At this point, you might want to send a picture to get our attention. Not of yourself, but you know, Twinkies, peep-toed shoes, something that we actually care about. [Above the Law]

    5 Comments / / Nov 29, 2012 at 5:58 PM
  • Apple

    Antonin Scalia, Department of Justice, Education / Schools, Movies, Non-Sequiturs, Securities and Exchange Commission, U.S. News

    Non-Sequiturs: 11.14.12

    * George Washington University has been stripped of its U.S. News college ranking. The law school appears safe. [Tax Prof Blog]

    * Now students can get in trouble for bullying their teachers. Teachers, people! TEACHERS CAN’T STAND UP TO THE MEAN SCHOOL KIDS WITHOUT A LAWSUIT. [The Volokh Conspiracy]

    * Just to be clear, Antonin Scalia would not be on the side of the secessionists. [New York Personal Injury Law Blog]

    * So the accuser of Kevin Clash, voice of Elmo, recanted and said that he was a consenting adult when he was with Clash. It’s great to know that Elmo is getting barely legal ass. [Huffington Post]

    * FCPA! Guidance! This is WAY MORE INTERESTING than Petraeus and the Kelley sisters. [WSJ Law Blog]

    * For those of you who saw Capturing the Friedmans, here’s an update on the ongoing proceedings. [WiseLawNY]

    3 Comments / / Nov 14, 2012 at 5:55 PM
  • Proven security, but maybe not from murder charges.

    Death Penalty, Movies, Non-Sequiturs, Police, Sex, Sex Scandals, Technology

    Non-Sequiturs: 11.13.12

    * Okay, okay, I’ll upgrade my McAfee virus protection, just please don’t kill me. [Fox News]

    * Elmo likes to talk dirty? [TMZ]

    * Progress would involve getting cops to stop beating people up just for fun. [Simple Justice]

    * James Dolan, already one of the worst owners in professional sports, is now sticking to the letter of the Cablevision contract and requiring customers to call in to tell them when Sandy knocked out their service if they want a refund. [Gawker]

    * The Electric Chair movie sounds horrifying, but so does the death penalty. [Underdog]

    * Check out Avvo Ignite, an exciting new client conversion and website solution for attorneys. [Avvo Ignite via Law Technology News]

    * Check me out on this podcast and hear my passionate and slightly drunken defense of David Petraeus. I do not think that there is an epidemic of generals being blackmailed over their affairs. [Recess Appointments]

    4 Comments / / Nov 13, 2012 at 5:04 PM
  • American Bar Association / ABA, Bankruptcy, Biglaw, Boutique Law Firms, California, Deaths, Federal Judges, Food, Gay, Gay Marriage, Intellectual Property, Law Firm Mergers, Law Firm Names, Law Schools, Legal Ethics, Morning Docket, Movies, Partner Issues, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, YouTube

    Morning Docket: 09.20.12

    * Are you ready for some Supreme gossip? In remarks delivered at Colorado Law, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg predicted that the Defense of Marriage Act would be argued “toward the end of the current term.” [CBS News]

    * Dewey’s version of trying to curry favor for the proposed $72M partner settlement? Filing a deposition transcript noting that others could’ve also been blamed for D&L’s downfall, but weren’t due to time constraints. Gee, thanks. [Am Law Daily]

    * Novak Druce + Quigg and Connolly Bove Lodge & Hutz will merge to form Novak Druce Connolly Bove & Quigg, the 7th largest IP firm in the U.S. Guess seven name partners was a bit much. [Delaware Law Weekly]

    * Michael McShane was nominated by President Obama to fill a judgeship in Oregon. If confirmed, he’d be one of the few openly gay judges on the federal bench, which, of course, would be absolutely fabulous. [Oregonian]

    * The Institute for Inclusion in the Legal Profession wants the ABA to amend the Model Rules of Professional Conduct to include a duty to promote diversity. Because we clearly need a rule on that. [National Law Journal]

    * Cindy Garcia, an actress from “Innocence of Muslims” is suing, claiming that she was duped into the role under false pretenses. She wants the film removed from YouTube. Everyone else does, too, lady. [Bloomberg]

    * A judge refused to issue an injunction against the California ban on foie gras, instead allowing a suit on the same topic to move forward. Oh mon dieu, judge, think of all the poor Francophiles! [San Francisco Chronicle]

    * Joshua Morse III, former dean of Mississippi Law who defied segregation, RIP. [New York Times]

    6 Comments / / Sep 20, 2012 at 9:09 AM
  • Errol Morris

    Books, Crime, Movies, Murder, Police

    An Interview With Oscar-Winner Errol Morris, Author of ‘A Wilderness of Error’

    Christopher Danzig talks with Oscar-winning filmmaker Errol Morris, who wrote a new book about the famous Jeffrey MacDonald murder case.

    4 Comments / / Sep 10, 2012 at 6:45 PM
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    Barack Obama, Celebrities, Movies, Politics, Quote of the Day, Weirdness

    Quote of the Day: I Suppose You Think Actors Are Better?

    Clint Eastwood gave an interesting speech at the Republican National Convention last night…

    61 Comments / / Aug 31, 2012 at 1:11 PM
  • Alex Kozinski small headshot 2011

    9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Celebrities, Fabulosity, Federal Judges, Movies

    A Star Is Born: Chief Judge Alex Kozinski, Coming To A Movie Theater Near You

    Which forthcoming feature film boasts a cameo from Chief Judge Alex Kozinski of the Ninth Circuit?

    24 Comments / / Aug 29, 2012 at 12:33 PM
  • 5star

    2nd Circuit, Biglaw, Law Professors, Law Schools, Movies

    From Child Star to Law Star: Meet Professor Charles Korsmo

    Wouldn’t it be cool if you recognized a law professor from a hit film?

    20 Comments / / Aug 28, 2012 at 3:47 PM
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    Movies, Videos, YouTube

    If Star Wars Launched A Law Firm

    Would Luke Skywalker make the best Biglaw associate of all time?

    60 Comments / / Aug 23, 2012 at 6:32 PM
  • I'm not the guy you kill. I'm the guy you buy!

    Bankruptcy, Biglaw, Breasts, Dewey & LeBoeuf, Movies, Non-Sequiturs, Partner Issues, Privacy, Racism, Screw-Ups, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns, Technology

    Non-Sequiturs: 08.16.12

    * A St. Louis plastic surgeon has been sued for allegedly posting topless photos of her breast augmentation patients online — with their names attached to the photos. It’s just more evidence that sooner or later everyone will be naked on the internet. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]

    * Dewey have enough partners to make the Partner Contribution Plan viable? It seems that we do! [Thomson Reuters News & Insight]

    * Wow, the miracles of technology. Now if you have a paternity dispute that you need to clear up, you don’t need to go on Jerry Springer. All you need to do is visit your local taco truck DNA testing van. [Legal Blog Watch]

    * You know that scary feeling when it seems you have forgotten something but you can’t figure out what it is? Well, you forgot your toddler — at the grocery store. There, fixed it for you. [Legal Juice]

    * Oh boy, another misbehaving state judge. This one, from Georgia, allegedly pre-signed arrest warrants and hit on a woman who appeared before him in court. Sounds like quite the stand-up dude. [Atlanta Journal Constitution]

    * What are the top five movies all law students should watch? Let the arguing over this list begin… [Greedy Associates]

    * I’m sure there must have been a legitimate reason for a federal judge to compare the civil liberties of Muslim Americans to a “hideous sea monster,” but c’mon, really? [Chicago Tribune]

    4 Comments / / Aug 16, 2012 at 6:04 PM
  • Who had a ball this summer?

    Biglaw, Contests, Fabulosity, Movies, Parties, Summer Associates

    What Was The Best Biglaw Summer Associate Event Of 2012?

    Which firm had the best summer associate event of 2012?

    23 Comments / / Aug 1, 2012 at 11:16 AM
  • Commencement books

    Commencement, Job Searches, Law Schools, Movies, Student Loans, Videos, YouTube

    How The Other Half Graduates: A Cooley Commencement Speech Inspired By ‘My Cousin Vinny’

    The student speaker at Cooley Law’s graduation offers an… interesting perspective…

    113 Comments / / Jul 31, 2012 at 11:19 AM
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    Biglaw, Celebrities, Entertainment Law, Facebook, Movies, Small Law Firms

    Who are America’s Top 100 Entertainment ‘Power Lawyers’?

    The Hollywood Reporter has just released its list of the top entertainment lawyers in America. Who do you recognize?

    8 Comments / / Jul 19, 2012 at 6:32 PM
  • No one likes a lazy welfare zombie.

    Law Professors, Law Reviews, Movies, Tax Law, Weirdness

    Welcome to Zombie Law 101

    When the zombie apocalypse arrives, how should the government handle taxing the undead?

    32 Comments / / Jul 19, 2012 at 3:56 PM
  • I'm a superhero, but I'm also super sensitive.

    Celebrities, Movies, Rudeness

    Not Even Batman Can Stop Nasty Anonymous Commenting
    (In Fact, He Is Causing the Problem…)