Pornography
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Finance
Why Does Anyone Care When Someone They Know Turns Up On OnlyFans? Leave These People Alone.
Apparently, the internet carries pornography. Who knew?! -
Tax Law
An Interview With Jazmen Jafar, A Lawyer Turned OnlyFans Model
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Small Law Firms
Young Lawyer Leaves Her Firm To Become OnlyFans Star, Makes More Money
She worked as an attorney for less than six months before using OnlyFans as her escape route.
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Courts
New York Judge Fired After His Pornographic OnlyFans Side Hustle Is Revealed
He's been showing fans his 'body of evidence' for years on OnlyFans. -
Courts
Lawyer Blasts Pornography During Virtual Court Hearing
The nastiest of technical difficulties.... -
Courts
Walking Beastie Boys Lyric Sues Parents For Tossing Out $30K Of Porn
And you thought your family was f***ed up! -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 12.18.20
* A man has won a federal lawsuit against his parents for throwing away “a trove of pornography and an array of sex toys.” Sure hope they kept his baseball card collection… [Michigan Live]
* A Florida lawyer may face suspension from practice for allegedly having sex with and impregnating a client. [Daily Business Review]
* A federal judge has refrained from imposing a monetary penalty on a lawyer who said they are “not dicking around with a rookie” during a deposition. [ABA Journal]
* Vanessa Bryant, wife of late basketball player Kobe Bryant, is being sued by her mother for allegedly not paying her mom for her supposed work as a “longtime personal assistant and nanny.” [Fox News]
* A voting-machine company is demanding that a pro-Trump attorney retract claims made about voting machines made by the business. [ABC News]
* Google is now facing its third antitrust lawsuit. Guess third time’s a charm… [CNN]
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Constitutional Law
An Originalist Case For Presumptive First Amendment Protection Of Pornography
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Biglaw
Biglaw Porn Attorney Is In Biglaw No More
He's hanging up his own shingle to represent the porn studio. -
Stupid Lawyer Tricks
Man Sues Parents For Destroying His Porn
There's an important lesson here for attorneys. -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 03.01.19
* Reps. Jim Jordan and Mark Meadows have referred Michael Cohen to the Justice Department, claiming that they have evidence that Trump’s former fixer “committed perjury and knowingly made false statements“ during his testimony before the House Oversight Committee. [CNN]
* Meanwhile, thanks to Cohen’s testimony, Allen Weisselberg, the longtime chief financial officer of the Trump Organization who has already been granted immunity by SDNY prosecutors, will be called to testify before the House Intelligence Committee. [Daily Beast]
* Almost time to say hello to Judge Neomi Rao: The nominee to replace Justice Brett Kavanaugh on the D.C. Circuit got through the Senate Judiciary Committee on a party-line vote, and the full Senate is likely to vote her onto the bench. [NBC News]
* Lawrence Tu, the chief legal officer over at CBS, has resigned from his post and will be leaving the company in April. His leave follows the ouster of former CEO Les Moonves, who allegedly sexually harassed several employees. [New York Law Journal]
* Much to the Justice Department’s chagrin, a three-judge panel of the D.C. Circuit unanimously ruled that not only may AT&T acquire Time Warner but that such a combination would be unlikely to harm competition. [Wall Street Journal]
* Ho Ka Terence Yung, the ex-UT Law student who pleaded guilty to terrorizing an admissions interviewer after he was rejected from Georgetown Law, was just sentenced to almost four years in prison for one count of cyberstalking. [Law.com]
* Lincoln Bandlow, a Fox Rothschild partner who some have referred to as a “porn copyright troll,” got sanctioned $750 by a federal judge after missing court deadlines in at least two dozen of those porn infringement cases. [American Lawyer]
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Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 02.20.19
* Hail Mary pass interference? President Donald Trump reportedly asked then-acting AG Matthew Whitaker if U.S. Attorney Geoffrey Berman (S.D.N.Y.) — a “perceived loyalist” — could be put in charge of the Michael Cohen probe even though he’d already recused himself. [New York Times]
* Chief Justice John Roberts once again sided with the Supreme Court’s liberals in refusing to agree with a Texas court’s decision to execute a death row inmate with intellectual disabilities, writing that the lower court’s review of the case “did not pass muster under this court’s analysis last time,” and “[i]t still doesn’t.” Justice Samuel Alito dissented, and was obviously joined by the high court’s conservatives. [Washington Post]
* Emoji are popping up more and more in court cases, and courts still don’t know what to do with them — which is a shame, because “[j]udges need to be aware of the importance of the emojis to the overall communication when we run into … odd evidentiary issues.” [The Verge]
* This Fox Rothschild partner is facing sanctions over missed deadlines in several cases for his client, porn producer Strike 3 Holdings. He’s repped the “copyright troll” in about 2,500 infringement cases since 2017. [American Lawyer]
* If you’re interested in investing in the future of law, alternative legal services provider Axiom will be going public and has applied for an IPO. The number of shares up for grabs and their price range is still undecided. [ALM International]
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Bar Exams
Bar Exam Horror Story: Woman Alleges She Was Secretly Filmed Showering During Bar Exam Hotel Stay
Well, this is absolutely horrifying. -
Biglaw
Biglaw Partner Suspended For Watching Porn At Work
Each and every part of this story is disgusting. -
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Intellectual Property
Motherless Content: The DMCA Copyright Safe Harbor Strikes Again
Perhaps the ruling here would've been different if the case didn't involve pornography. -
Pornography
Woman Says She Unwittingly Rented Home To A Porn Company And You'll Completely Believe What Happened Next
Just a delightful evening on Martha's Vineyard. -
Morning Docket
Morning Docket: 03.08.18
* While Michigan State zeroes in on another NCAA Tournament run, the Board of Trustees zero in on saving their hides in the fallout of the Larry Nassar revelations. The Board announced bringing on Akin Gump as the scandal grows. [Detroit News]
* Speaking of Akin, former Akin partner Jeffrey Wertkin’s criminal trial ends with a 30-month prison sentence. [Reuters]
* When Wesleyan’s commencement speaker Daniel Handler suffered a series of unfortunate sexual harassment allegations, the school reached out to Anita Hill in possibly the most clutch last-minute rescheduling ever. [Chronicle of Higher Education]
* Donald Trump apparently keeps asking witnesses in the Mueller probe about their testimony. So it’s safe to say he’s not even trying to heed the advice of counsel. [NY Times]
* Meaning Trump may soon be asking Erik Prince about his testimony, because that guy appears to be in hot water with Mueller now. [Vox]
* Another look at the Lewis & Clark Law protest that kicked off this week. [Big Law Business]
* Rhode Island considers banning free porn in an effort to ensure that the only opiate of the masses remains crippling opioid addiction.. [NPR]
* Pepperdine Law had faculty dunk tanks yesterday. Just California’s friendly reminder to the East Coast that we’re living wrong. [TaxProf Blog]
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Law Schools
Famous Porn Star Reportedly Attending 'Top Law School'
Which elite law school is the renowned adult film actress attending?