Let's just hope Big Alcohol doesn't steal the NRA's approach and start paying for textualist judges to sit on cases involving drunk teenagers. 14 year-olds were definitely getting sloshed at The Founding ™.
* Texan judge asks "What did the Founders Do?" when faced with current reality of teenagers with guns. [Business Insider] * New York just made it a lot harder to be a DEVO fan if you're under the age of 21. [Insider] * Until there are $9: AOC pushes Biden to keep his word on student loan forgiveness. [Business Insider] * New York deploys an interesting method of reparations. [Politico] * Strict Textualism: Activist wants to flood Texas with Arabic "In God We Trust" signs to see how committed Americans are to this whole "religious neutrality" thing. [The New Arab]
Legal work isn’t slowing down, and the firms that win won’t be the ones working harder — they’ll be the ones working smarter.
* Move over Texas! California found a way to fight environmental destruction with guns! [Press Democrat] * Medical providers take a gambler's approach to abortion access. [NBC Los Angeles] * Forget losing your license, providing an abortion in Texas could get you life in prison! [NBC DFW] * Surprising no one, a Mississippi Appeals Court keeps a Jim Crow voter suppression law on the books. [Mississippi Free Press] * Tennessee anti-abortion law doesn't allow any exceptions for abortions. Might not be the best place to practice medicine if you don't want to see your patients die preventable deaths once things go septic. [The Tennessean]
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* Considering how wed we are to easy gun access, the Blue Lives Matter crowd might want to make sure 4-year-olds have better trigger discipline. [News On 6] * Would surfing the ballot tide allow for a prosecutorial override? [MSNBC] * Texas is quicker on violating children's right to privacy than preventing teenagers from buying assault rifles. [CNN] * Nothing upholds the Hippocratic Oath like letting a woman bleed for 10 days for fear of losing a medical license. Thanks, SCOTUS! [Independent] * News sells, but who's buying? A free oress only matters if people are pressed enough to read. [The Guardian]
Law firms and legal departments are writing the future of the profession in separate rooms. What happens when they actually work together?
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* If these magic words won't get you your prescription, at least it should make the eventual lawsuit a little easier to win. [Twitter] * Missouri is really good at criminalizing homelessness! [Business Insider] * Dobbs is gonna make it harder to deal with the natural outcome of 10 to 15 percent of pregnancies. Thanks, SCOTUS! [NYT] * Texas found a way to bypass that whole consent of the governed thing. Cool beans! [NPR]
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* It takes two: Pregnant driver argues that they should be able to use the carpool lane under Dobbs. [NY Daily News] * Alabama judge accuses liberals of being racist after being caught doing a racism against Asian folks. [NBC News] * "Could you be a little less loud about expecting us to do something after you've lost a civil right? Thanks." - Joe Biden + Friends [The Daily Beast] * Duty of care? 911 dispatcher charged with involuntary manslaughter because they refused to send out an ambulance unless the person asking for help said the magic words. [Insider] * At this think tank, the uniform is your Sunday best. [ProPublica]
They're going after big (law) dogs.
* Requiem for the Vote: The Six Christians of the United States (SCOTUS) are slated to hear a case on voting rights next term. [CNN] * It's the first of the month — here's what's new in Virginia. [WTOP] * "Don't Say Gay" just took effect in Florida. [The Hill] * NJ's limit on gun ammo capacity is probably about to go the way of the Establishment Clause. [New Jersey Monitor] * In today's episode of anti-CRT: Chattel slavery was just an involuntary relocation. [AP]
* Employees fired for not praying at work. Good thing we have the Establishment Clau...nevermind. [Newsweek] * Given this Court, it may be a bad time to be gay in Texas. [The Hill] * North Carolina's vigilantes aren't getting the go-ahead from their police chief. [Fox] * Not The Onion: After promising to do everything he could to protect a woman's right to choose, Biden is nominating an anti-abortion judge for life. [Business Insider] * Bound 2 litigate: Ye West sued over sampling this banger of a house track. Shouts out to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! [Reuters]
Corporations are willing to relocate based on medical service access? Maybe they actually are people.