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But If We Changed The Rules…: Department of Justice proposes new rule that allows Pam Bondi to decide if any of her lawyers violated state ethics rules. This should work out great!

Trump Over Grades: Law school tells students that prestigious jobs are open if they’re loyal to Trump, and that GPA isn’t much of a factor.

Bye Bye Piece Of The Equity Pie: Arnold & Porter creates income tier.

What If We Just Get Rid Of The Author?: Federal Circuit dissents drop once they invent a new exception to life tenure to get rid of Judge Newman.

DOJ Gives Up Unconstitutional Nonsense Case… OR DO THEY?!?: Trump’s attempt to ruin Biglaw firms who wouldn’t pay him off dies a quiet death in court. Then, within 24 hours, the DOJ tells the court that it’s reversing itself and would like to continue illegally harassing law firms.

Speaking Of Reversals: The Florida Bar opened an investigation into ethically challenged government lawyer Lindsey Halligan. And then immediately announced that it didn’t know anything about that.

AI Could Mess Up The Outside Counsel Relationship: This tech may not replace lawyers, but it might replace which lawyers do the work.

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Morning Docket: 03.06.26

* Almost 200 former federal judges sign amicus brief arguing that unexplained shadow docket orders aren’t binding in effort to stop the Supreme Court’s vibelawyering. [National Law Journal]

* “Google’s AI Sent an Armed Man to Steal a Robot Body for It to Inhabit, Then Encouraged Him to Kill Himself, Lawsuit Alleges” This case is basically the Florida Man Turing Test. [Futurism]

* Trump administration officially declares Anthropic a supply chain risk, arguing that the company they gave access to all their classified information is now a spy because it wouldn’t agree to build murder bots. Anthropic is going to sue. [Law360]

* “A number of senior associates, partners and paralegals” laid off at UK firm. [Roll on Friday]

* ICE arrested a journalist without a warrant in least surprising headline of the day. [Reuters]

* Indicted judge loses reelection. [ABA Journal]

* NY lawmakers consider banning AI from dispensing legal advice. Which is all well and good until you remember that much of the “legal advice” it would dispense would be drafts for lawyers. [StateScoop]

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The Bar Has Never Been Lower — See Also

Pam Bondi Wants To Call The Ethical Shots: Can’t be held in contempt if she’s the final arbiter!

Noem? I Hardly Know Her!: Trump fires Kristi Noem mid speech. Hate Trump all you want, but the man is funny.

Arnold & Porter Ushers In Two-Tier Partner System:The firm sees it as an opportunity to compete in the lateral market.

Brown Rudnick Faces Gender-Based Discrimination Suit: Is it really that hard to refer to your clients by their names?

Trump Judges Help Him Secure Legal Victories: Gotta pad those victory numbers somehow!