June 2007

Shameless Plugs

Please Vote for ATL in the Funniest Law Blog Poll

Hey, guess what? Today is our birthday! What’s that you say? You want to get us a gift? Oh really, that’s not necessary! But if you’d like to do something nice for us, here’s one suggestion. Head over to Niki Black’s Legal Antics blog, and vote for Above the Law as “funniest law blog.” (Another […]

State Judges

Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Clown Judge Resigns!

Judge Larry Seidlin is best known for tearfully presiding over the Anna Nicole Smith proceedings in Florida state court. But perhaps it’s the American people who should be shedding tears right now. From the Daily Business Review: Broward Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin – the weeping probate judge who presided over the recent legal fight for […]

Benchslaps

Benchslap of the Day: Wiley A Little Too Wily?

So what’s Wiley Rein LLP going to do with its record-setting profits per partner from last year? One possibility (for a small portion of the haul): Pay off the $1.25 million fine that Judge Alvin Hellerstein (S.D.N.Y.) just slapped them with, for allegedly withholding information about an insurance policy in the World Trade Center insurance […]

Food

Skadden Raises to… 190K Food Stamps?

A Washington Post article about members of Congress trying to live on $21 a week — the average amount food stamp recipients receive as income supplements — features a source you wouldn’t expect to see quoted in such a piece: Rick Hindle, executive chef for the Skadden, Arps law firm in Washington, showed recently that […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.19.07

* White House and RNC staff alleged to have tried to circumvent post-Watergate law. [CNN] * The Roberts-Alito-Kennedy Court. [MSNBC] * Judge recommends higher BALCO sentence. [ESPN] * More trouble for Pacman Jones? [SI] * DA Nifong is out; lax players reach settlement with Duke. [CNN]

Jenner & Block: A Report on the Meeting

Yes, there was a big associates’ meeting at Jenner & Block earlier today. Here’s what happened, according to a source: 1. We’re going up this week. No word on whether there will be compression or whether it will be retro to a certain date. The delay was apparently due to the fact that (a) clients […]

Supreme Court Clerks

Best Response to SCOTUS Bonus Babies

We’ve received a number of interesting responses to our recent NYT op-ed on Supreme Court clerkship bonuses. We’ll probably respond to some of them in a subsequent post. For now, we’ll just share with you this one reader email: HERE’S A TIP Re “BONUS BABIES” LOVE THOSE BONUS BABIES WHO WERE CLERKING FOR THE COURT […]

Jenner & Block: From the Associate’s Perspective

According to rumor, the law firm of Jenner & Block — one of the largest and most prominent shops that hasn’t raised starting salaries to $160K yet — is holding a big associates’ meeting today. We’re following up with our sources and will keep you posted. If you have info to share, please email us […]

Biglaw

Musical Chairs: A New U.S. Attorney for San Francisco?

Veteran litigator Joseph Russoniello, of Cooley Godward Kronish in San Francisco, was recently rumored to be a contender for the post of U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of California. We’re now hearing that the job — which Russoniello previously held, from 1982 to 1990 — may be his once again. From a tipster: I […]

Crime

Does Judge Paul Friedman Look Like a DOJ Janitor?

No? Okay. Then they shouldn’t expect him to clean up after them. Remember that majorly screwed-up tax case? It’s still screwed up. District Court Refuses to Correct Government’s Botched Plea Agreement in Biggest Tax Fraud Case in History [TaxProf Blog] Earlier: This Is Why Cite-Checking Matters

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.18.07

* Lat on Supreme Court clerkships in the New York Times! [New York Times] * Organic legal questions. [MSNBC] * Crim Law Day 1: the death penalty and deterrence. [MSNBC] * Giambi to meet with Sen. Mitchell? [SI] * Law Blog’s take on the MLB investigations. [WSJ Law Blog]