June 2007

New York Times

Much Ado About Man Boobs

We desperately wanted to write about Alex Kuczynski’s New York Times article on gynecomastia (or, to use a term of art, manboobs). So we were delighted to find a legal angle to the story: The price range [for gynecomastia surgery] is $4,000 to $10,000, depending on the complexity of the procedure. The issue of expense, […]

Drugs

Judges of the Day: Lawrence Korda and Gerald Klein

Make that EX-judges of the day, since they’ve both resigned from the bench — one after being arrested on drug charges, and the other after allegedly making inappropriate comments to a female prosecutor. What is up with state court judges in South Florida? (Remember this guy?) Judge accused in pot-smoking case resigns [Daily Business Review] […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 06.14.07

* I’m sure many ATL readers will be appalled that authorities may have given human beings priority over pets during Katrina, because they’re selfless and not at all judgmental or self-righteous. [WKRN] * You don’t need to read Fast Food Nation to know that fast food restaurants often fall victim to crime and violence, and […]

3rd Circuit

Some Third Circuit Scuttlebutt

Judicial junkies, here are two quick items about the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit: 1. New Novel. The eagerly anticipated Chambermaid — a roman a clef novel set in the Third Circuit by Saira Rao, a former law clerk to the totally terrifying Judge Dolores Sloviter (3d Cir.) — is now in […]

Biglaw

Brokeback Lawfirm: If At First You Don’t Succeed

We’ve only skimmed Sullivan & Cromwell’s latest Motion to Dismiss, filed just yesterday in the (in)famous case of Charney v. Sullivan & Cromwell. We haven’t had the chance to write up detailed thoughts on it. Fortunately, others have. Like Professor Art Leonard, whose comprehensive analysis — including a helpful history of this tortured case — […]

Politics

Mom! Mom! It’s Not Right!

From The BLT, shortly before 2:00 p.m.: From Emma Schwartz, inside the courtroom: Scooter Libby’s stable of legal thoroughbreds failed him. Moments ago Judge Reggie Walton ruled that Libby does not get bail pending appeal. It’s jail time. Update / clarification: Libby wasn’t taken into custody today. It will take at least six to eight […]

Shameless Plugs

Something You Can Do For ATL

Wouldn’t it be nice if a kind reader were to nominate Above the Law in this contest? We realize ATL isn’t always a laugh riot. But c’mon, folks — it’s a competition for most amusing LEGAL BLOG. (We’re reminded of Justice Breyer’s recent quip, in which he compared being the funniest Supreme Court justice to […]

Food

The Perils of Popcorn

At our former law firm, the making of microwave popcorn was strictly prohibited. Marty Lipton didn’t like the hallways smelling like a movie theater. As we previously observed, “When you’re trying to close a billion-dollar deal, a sudden hankering for a 32-ounce Coke can be very distracting.” So… Is the City of Seattle about to […]

Biglaw

Nationwide Pay Raise Watch: Two D.C. Developments

First, King & Spalding is now on the $160K salary scale in Washington, DC. We hear that the associates back in Atlanta, who have not seen any raise action, aren’t happy campers. Memo after the jump. Second, with respect to the rumor that Hogan & Hartson has raised salaries for its lower-hours track, we’d appreciate […]

Biglaw

Nationwide Pay Raise Watch: The Upper Midwest

We welcome your suggestions of legal markets to cover in our grand tour of these here United States. We won’t necessarily adopt them (and we can’t cover every single market in the entire country). But we do appreciate your recommendations, which we often follow. A recent commenter had this idea: How ’bout the upper midwest […]

Civil Rights

Morning Docket: 06.14.07

* It’s hard out here for a suburban, country club dwelling, former porn star pimp. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution] * And by “reshape” we mean “slowly eliminate altogether.” [New York Times] * House closes VT gun background check loophole. [Jurist] * Only difference is, once I get my pants on, I make gold records! [CNN] * It’s […]

Death Penalty

Non-Sequiturs: 06.13.07

* ATL readers, meet Modern Bride of the Year, future defender of battered women. [Modern Bride; lots of “In Defense of”s in Slate’s Wedding Report] [FN1] * I hate to repeat myself and every other local politician, but what do you expect from New York City public school teachers? (I mean, what does it say […]