Non-Sequiturs: 05.27.09

* Latvian hookers are the “canary in the coal mine” of economic recovery. Hey, I’m ready to do my part to help end the recession. [Dealbreaker]
* Chris Brown hates haters, blames them for roughing up Rihanna. Chris Brown definitely loves fishsticks. [Popsquire]
* Every year someone tries to come up with an argument in favor of taxing emails. It’s actually funny to see how desperate the government is to get into your pocket, without starting an open revolt. [TaxProf Blog]
* Keeping up with the Jones(es) (to)Day is important business. [Law and More]
* It’s one thing to be an aspiring actor in L.A. or New York. But in D.C.? You’re going to need some good representation to swing that. [Entertainment Agent Blog]
* It won’t be an easy confirmation process for Sotomayor. [Litination]

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