* Is Lindsay Lohan getting special treatment? Money talks, and $300,000 says she is. [Los Angeles Times]
* At least federal judges know that DADT violates the civil rights of openly gay service members. Major Witt will get her job back — maybe — if this ruling isn’t appealed. [New York Times]
* A California judge got benchslapped after converting her courtroom into an audition for a comedic role. Judge Judy she is not. [WSJ Law Blog]
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* What’s more controversial than breastfeeding at work? Switching to beetle-infested baby formula. Can you say class action? [Lousiana Record]
* This convicted murderer didn’t want The Rock creeping into his cell to put money under his pillow, so he’s suing the government for $75K. [Chicago Tribune]
* A megachurch pastor has allegedly sexually abused teenage boys in his congregation. I’m not touching this one with a ten foot pole. [New York Daily News]
* Paris Hilton settles her “That’s Hot” lawsuit with Hallmark for an undisclosed amount. Too bad most of it will go up her nose. [MSNBC]
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* The Gobbler’s screenplay gets a sequel: Obama officials file a motion to dismiss, invoking the state secrets privilege. [Washington Post]