* The NBA is suing its players for failing to negotiate in good faith. Funny, I think the players are acting with the same “good faith” NBA owners do when they steal teams from loving fan bases or hold cities hostage until they build new arenas. [WSJ Law Blog]
* Having a drunk woman angrily spray breast milk on you is probably not as alluring as it sounds. [Sentencing Law & Policy]
* In other sentencing news, a guy got six weeks in jail for getting his ass kicked by Rupert Murdoch’s wife. [Gawker]
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* This is funny because it’s kind of true. [Washington Fancy]
* To win, sometimes lawyers need to be quiet? Man, am I glad I got out of that racket. [Underdog]
* Lawyers should be happy to know that good writing requires doing it over and over and over again. [What About Clients?]
* The market apparently doesn’t like the debt ceiling deal. [New York 1]