* Eight Amish men were sent to jail because they refused to put bright orange safety triangles on the backs of their horse-drawn buggies, but the real crime here is THEIR HAIR. [Legal Blog Watch]
* Georgia seems eager to kill this guy without listening to any more pesky facts. [WSJ Law Blog]
* Our congratulations condolences go out to anyone with a clerkship offer. Bet you didn’t know that this was the seventh most hated job in America, did you? [D.C. Circuit Review]
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* You know you’ve got a problem when the “important family items” your kid brings to school for show and tell are a bag full of meth and a crack pipe. [Legal Juice]
* The Galleon convictions have reached the “random men in tracksuits” stage. [Dealbreaker]
* Thanks to Paul Caron for a great round-up of articles on Obama’s new tax plan. You know, the one where the rich pay more taxes than they already do? [TaxProf Blog]
* Once the zombies get a whiff of that nitrous oxide, no law will stop them. [Brooklyn Vegan]