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A Message from Career Services: Ladies, Please Learn How to Dress Yourselves

We thought that we had gotten the point across on this in October: ladies, if you dress like hookers, the only jobs you'll get will be underneath a partner's desk. But apparently that message fell on deaf ears, because one law school's Career & Professional Development Office had to co-sponsor an event with the school's Women Law Students Association on how to properly dress for an interview....

By Staci Zaretsky on November 21, 2011 1:21 pm

And finally, in case it wasn’t obvious, you should strive to wash both your hair and your body. We know that this is groundbreaking news, but you should wear deodorant, too. Apparently, the objective of going to an interview is to not stink. Who knew? And if you do choose to wear a fragrance (other than B.O.), you should avoid any whore-scented perfumes.

Readers, do you have any other tips that will keep the women at Duke Law from embarrassing the school in front of its rich and important Biglaw friends? Unlike Duke, we prefer fashion tips and tricks that go beyond stating the painfully obvious. Please send us an email, or let us know in the comments.