There Is a Law School Lunch Thief Running Wild in Our Midst

UCLA SCHOOL OF LAW SBA EMAIL ANNOUNCEMENT — STUDENT REFRIGERATOR RULES

From: Student Announcements
Date: Fri, Jan 13, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Subject: Law Student Refrigerator
To: Class of 2014, Class of 2013, Class of 2012

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There have been recent complaints about thefts of lunches from the Student fridge in the kitchenette across from the student lounge. The SBA and the administration take these allegations very seriously, and we want to take this opportunity to remind everyone about the refrigerator policy.

First and foremost, please remember that the law school is open to the public, and there is no locking mechanism on the student refrigerator. As such, you always assume the risk of using the student refrigerator. With that in mind, please remember that stealing is a very serious crime. Anyone who is caught stealing from the student refrigerator will be referred to campus security, and if they are a student, to the law school administration as well. The SBA will be coordinating with the campus security office to step up patrols to ensure that the kitchenette is monitored and stealing is deterred as much as possible.

We also highly encourage that you label your lunch with your name or other clear identifying marks to discourage theft as much as possible. If you would prefer to purchase a locking lunchbox, the SBA has found a manufacturer who is willing to provide us with a group deal; the starting price is $19.95 the more people willing to purchase one, the lower the price will be. If you are interested in a locking lunchbox, please contact the SBA Refrigerator Security Coordinator, [redacted].

Finally, as always, please remember that the refrigerator is cleaned out between Sundays at 8 p.m. and Mondays at 8 a.m. Anything left in the fridge between those times WILL be thrown out.