We often write about women’s woes when it comes to their representation in the legal profession. Not enough of them are being promoted to partner. Too many of them are being shoved into the pink ghetto of staff attorney hell. Far too few of them being admitted entry into the Biglaw Boys’ Club.
One law firm took special notice of the disparity, and decided to use it to its advantage in legal advertisements. The end result kind of looks like a cross between an ad for a high-class escort service and an ad for Charlie’s Angels LLP.
How does this firm measure up to its competition? Well, let’s start with 36-26-36…

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Here’s the picture for our latest caption contest. Two girls, one cup? No, eight girls, one law firm:
Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.
Please submit your entries by WEDNESDAY, JULY 24, at 11:59 p.m. (Eastern time). Thanks!