Just a day after genius legal impresario and sledgehammer enthusiast Jamie Casino reportedly landed a new reality show called Casino’s Law, a new lawyer has entered the hallowed halls of epic advertising.
The quote in the title is not paraphrasing. It is absolutely a line from the three minutes and 27 seconds of awesomeness that is this ad.
Check it out in all its glory….
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This morning I saw a retweet from Spencer Hall of EDSBS:
my dude dan is a lawyer in pittsburgh and just made the best commercial ever http://t.co/RdnTJRF6Gx
— SKINNY FRIEDMAN (@skinny412) March 6, 2014
Alright, I was intrigued. Then I watched it and my life was altered. Without further ado, meet Pittsburgh criminal defense attorney Daniel Muessig.
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I’m on record defending lawyers who think outside the box with their commercials. But the roll call of criminals returning to a life of crime thanks to the intrepid Mr. Muessig is far afield of anything I could have imagined in my wildest dreams.
And probably far afield of what legal ethicists would have imagined a lawyer advertising in their wildest dreams.
UPDATE: It turns out this isn’t Daniel Muessig’s first foray into the pages of ATL. Under the name Dos-Noun, he wrote a rap while a student at Pitt Law.
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