Ed. note: Please welcome Above the Law’s new poet-in-residence, Qui Tam. You can read his inaugural column (and poem) over here.
On-campus interviews: the topic of this week’s Qui Tam observational “poem.” I can’t imagine a more dehumanizing job-related experience, unless of course you were one of those students who didn’t get any….

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MOFO. Holy shit the guy they sent was so cool,
Leather jacket, no tie and 2 day stubble.
It’s a damn shame I didn’t get a call back,
But then again, nothing says douche like a Prada satchel and a pair of Persols.
Qui Tam, a weekly column of poetry about the legal profession, is penned by an arrogant T1 law graduate, former Biglaw associate, and current in-house lawyer. You can reach Qui Tam by email: [email protected].