Lawyerly Lairs

Lawyerly Lairs: Public Defenders Have Homes With Indoor Plumbing!

What kind of house can you afford on a public defender's salary?

The winding steps evoke the complications of the federal appeals process:

A fireplace near the entrance means that you can burn incriminating evidence as soon as you get home. Leave your work behind as you enter your refuge!

Here are the main living areas:

Wicker chair. Cloth sectional. I’m thinking that our PD is a thin person, possibly malnourished. Fat people go with leather because it’s easier to clean. And that chair doesn’t have the structural integrity to withstand one of my stares, much less have me sit on it in quiet contemplation.

So the kitchen is nice, but doesn’t have that lived-in feel. Is there good takeout in Southwestern Virginia? That breakfast bar is probably covered with handwritten letters from jails on most nights…

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