Antonin Scalia

Caption Contest: If It Walks And Talks Like A Duck, These SCOTUS Justices Will Kill It

Quack, quack, quack!

We all know that two of the most unlikely friends on the Supreme Court — Justices Antonin Scalia and Elena Kagan — share some pretty odd hobbies.

Scalia, a staunch conservative, managed to get Kagan, a steadfast liberal, to become an avid game hunter. Recall that during her time as solicitor general, Kagan fiercely defended a law that criminalized depictions of animal cruelty. Now, Kagan kills animals in her spare time. My, how quickly things change.

Judicial junkies, beware, because what you’re about to witness is likely one of the most awesome pictures of Supreme Court justices that you’ve ever seen. The only thing that’s missing from this photo are the guns they’re about to use to exercise their Second Amendment rights with and shoot their prey.

Behold, the picture for our most supreme caption contest to date (click to enlarge):

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by THURSDAY, DECEMBER 18 at 11:59 P.M. (EST). Thanks!