Non-Sequiturs: 12.12.14

* An "America's Next Top Model" contestant sued Tyra Banks, claiming she was disqualified from the title because Banks found out she had worked as an escort. You're looking for people who can walk back and forth in heels over and over. Who did you think was trying out for the show? [Courthouse News Service] * Dewey know which DLA Piper department head just declared personal bankruptcy? [New York Times] * Coming soon to the hipster haven near you: the artisanal attorney. Hilarious satirical piece by John Frank Weaver. [McSweeney's] * Are you getting married? Are you planning to change your name? Huge mistake. The name part at least. Maybe the married part, I don't know your deal. [The American Lawyer] * The Onion surveys the reaction to the Columbia Law exam policy. [The Onion] * You can't force welfare recipients to get drug tests. Which was kind of obvious but still required a court to weigh in. [Pathologyblawg] * A New York judge allegedly stroked his secretary's face, forced her to give him hugs, and regaled her with explicit tales of sex with his mistress. [New York Post] * There's a wealth of information in this post about the ABA 509 Information Reports. Keith Lee does a year-over-year comparison of the top ten and bottom ten schools, looking for trends. [Associate's Mind] * A BC government official has revoked approval of a law school based upon a pledge to discriminate against "the gays." [Trinity Western University]