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Caption Contest Finalists: Behold The Most Beautiful Biglaw Firm

Which Biglaw firm has associates that need to take a selfie before tending to their pleadings?

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Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists.

Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, some of which were absolutely awesome (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. Worst. Bonus. Ever.

B. I feel bad for the grade schooler in China who had to assemble that piece of shit.

C. Davis Polk leads the way in allowing new associates to prove to their families that, yes, they are still alive.

D. What a nice idea; I use these things all the time but lamented the absence of appropriate legal branding. -Lots of Lawyers

E. To determine whether the summer associate candidates were big enough douches to be accepted to the firm, the recruiting coordinator left a plate of selfie sticks out in the reception area. Anyone who took a stick received an offer on the spot.

F. “We hand these out to ugly candidates at OCI so they can capture their reaction to receiving our ding letter.” -DPW Summer Associate Hiring Committee

G. Exhibit A for any attorney fighting a motion for fees from DPW.

Vote for your favorite caption in our poll (even if you need to take a selfie first), which will be open through SUNDAY, AUGUST 23, at 11:59 P.M. (EST).

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • A. (22%, 106 Votes)
  • C. (20%, 96 Votes)
  • E. (18%, 88 Votes)
  • G. (15%, 71 Votes)
  • D. (10%, 46 Votes)
  • F. (8%, 36 Votes)
  • B. (7%, 34 Votes)

Total Voters: 477

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