Morning Docket: 12.29.15

* Everyone was under the impression that Dickstein Shapiro and Bryan Cave would be tying the knot by the year's end, but instead, it looks like their brief love affair has turned into a bad romance. Oh no! Will Dickstein Shapiro be left at the altar? [Big Law Business / Bloomberg BNA] * “The idea they own the name ‘blue’ for a manual for legal citations is ridiculous." A rival citation guide to The Bluebook will be released in 2016, using the name "BabyBlue." Since a Biglaw IP attorney is involved in the copyright clash, this is already more exciting than techciting. [WSJ Law Blog] * Ethan Couch, the Texas teen who was too rich to realize his actions had consequences, was apparently also too rich to realize he shouldn't hide out in a ritzy vacation locale in Mexico while on the run from police with his mother. Damn you, affluenza! [CNN] * If you're looking for a law firm where you can take time off whenever you want and still earn a healthy paycheck, then look no further than Ashton KCJ Lawyers in England. That's a perk we're sure attorneys in the U.S. would love their firms to adopt. [Mirror] * Annie, get your gun: Gun-toting Texans are going to have a very happy new year, because come January 1, 2016, the state's new open carry law will go into effect. The open carrying of handguns had previously been banned in the state since 1865. [RT] * Jeffrey Feulner, founder of the Men's Divorce Law Firm, was charged with domestic violence battery after he allegedly attacked his wife. She filed for divorce three days later -- and presumably used a more woman-friendly lawyer as counsel. [Orlando Sentinel]