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Partner Absolutely Kills It At Holiday Party

I never expected this partner rap to be this... good.

By Joe Patrice on January 05, 2016 4:37 pm

CHRISTMAS AT HSG

Verse 1

It was December 17th at HSG at the bash
When I seen my man Rick Holwell with a bag full of cash
I approached him very slowly and asked what it was for
He said “It’s bonus money Avi!” as he walked through the door

But then I was illin’ cause the man had a beard
And Rick only has a moustache, so I thought it was weird
So I turned my head a second and the man was gone
But he must have dropped the bonus cash dead on the lawn

I picked up the bag and then I took a pause because
Embroidered on the side it said Holwell Claus
But there wasn’t any reindeer or caribou
Just a card that read 750 Seventh Avenue

So I headed uptown with the bag that night
With my main man Goldberg and my homeboy Dwight
When we finally caught up and asked why he was there
He said HSG’s office is open in Times Square!

Verse 2

It’s Christmas time at HSG
Maria just went on a shopping spree
Buying tons of presents and gifts ya see
And Susan puts em under our Christmas tree

Korby’s in the office hanging lights at night
Boxes everywhere because our moves in sight
But just remember this as we bid adieu
If we’re all still here next week, you should all blame Drew!

Rhymes so fine, like the rhymes of SHU-STUH
A lawyer that can rap, this aint what you’re used-tuh!

Briefs so fly, the sky’s the limit
It’s Christmas time and we got the spirit
Three new partners, the word is out,
And that’s what HSG’s all about
The time is now, the place is here
And we’re up for New York law firm of the year

My name’s AVI with the mic in my hand
And I gotta go draft a letter to Mr. Rand,
So open your eyes, lend us an ear, we want to say
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

2015 Associate Bonus Memo [Holwell Shuster & Goldberg LLP]
Holwell Shuster & Goldberg Names Three New Partners [Holwell Shuster & Goldberg LLP]

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