Caption Contest Finalists: Is This How Some People Get To Law School?

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

TTT Shuttle

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists.

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By Nicolas Echegaray, Wharton MBA ’21 & General Manager, Juno

Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, many of which were downright awesome (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. The smart passengers got off at the nearest dental school.

B. I heard the bus pass costs $44,990 a year.

C. Clinic 105: Modes of Transportation (4 credits). This is our latest innovation in experiential learning. Experience first hand what it’s like to ride a bus in the middle of a business day because you don’t have any place to be. Advanced students may be given an opportunity to drive the bus.

D. If the bus goes below 50 mph, all of the passengers’ job opportunities will blow up.

E. “If this bus hits 88 miles per hour, can we go back and retake the LSAT?” – Biff Tannen, Esq.

F. “Cooley’s new JD Advantage Placement Program offers new graduates real-life, hands-on experience in common carrier liability and personal injury law. You’ll be in the driver’s seat as your career takes off!” – 2016 Cooley Marketing Brochure

G. I’d practice as a lawyer
If there weren’t a stupid test
But that’s the way things roll now
on the Failure . . . Express

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