Buying a boat was a very selfish thing for me, and I can do so much more to impact the lives of these kids.
— Marty Burbank, a lawyer in Fullerton, California, commenting on his decision to offer $1 million worth of college tuition to 26 kindergartners at Rio Vista Elementary School instead of buying himself a boat. To receive the money beginning in 2032, each year the students must submit essays explaining what they want to do when they grow up.