Justice Antonin Scalia has been dead for under a week, and in that time a lot of digital ink has been spilt analyzing his life and legacy. And to be sure, he has a complicated legacy.
On the one hand, Scalia was clearly a brilliant mind, and while some of his barbs may have crossed the line of appropriateness, he was a true force on the High Court. Here is the Harvard Law Revue’s take on the guilty pleasures of reading a particularly witty Scalia opinion (though to be fair, this video got mixed reviews from ATL’s editorial staff):
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On the other hand, to say Justice Scalia was “behind” on civil rights issues is an understatement, and has created quite the stir on one law school campus. His dissent in Lawrence v. Texas is horrifying, and in last Term’s Obergefell v. Hodges, which brought marriage equality to the nation, Scalia really sharpened his quill and came out swinging in his dissent. One of the most memorable lines was when he accused the majority of “interpretive jiggery-pokery” in order to find that getting married was a right.
The correct reaction is, of course, “jiggery whaaa”?
But once the shock wore off, the internet responded. Given Scalia’s penchant for colorful or even absurd turns of phrases, a hashtag war ensued, trying to imagine what would happen if Scalia penned a children’s book. This is the best Scalia moment since it combines his noted flair for language, his backwardness on social issues, and his “conservative or die” mentality.
New hashtag war: Title Scalia's children's book. #scalia4kids https://t.co/VYxOtq3mJi
— Joe Patrice (@JosephPatrice) June 25, 2015
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Applesauce is NOT part of a balanced diet #scalia4kids cc @JosephPatrice
— Kathryn Rubino (@Kathryn1) June 25, 2015
Goodnight Gore #scalia4kids
— Joe Patrice (@JosephPatrice) June 25, 2015
Nancy Drew and the Case of the Argle-Bargle #scalia4kids cc @josephpatrice
— Kathryn Rubino (@Kathryn1) June 25, 2015
Harriet the Spy Can't Sue For Shit — Tenet v. Doe https://t.co/MlnP1wYuTc #scalia4kids
— Joe Patrice (@JosephPatrice) June 25, 2015
Tales of a Supreme Court Nothing #scalia4kids cc @josephpatrice
— Kathryn Rubino (@Kathryn1) June 25, 2015
Okay, it started out slow, but before it was all said and done it was a trending hashtag and some really smart people participated. So without further delay, I present the best of #Scalia4Kids:
The GOP Fat Cat in the Hat #scalia4kids
— Staci Zaretsky (@stacizaretsky) June 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/FoodCurmudgeon/status/614203185436229633
https://twitter.com/TravisArbon/status/614203394266398720
The Little Engine That Could Not Do Anything Unless The Framers Intended It #scalia4kids
— Thornton McEnery (@ThorntonMcEnery) June 25, 2015
Antonin Scalia: A Series of Unfortunate Opinions #scalia4kids
— Staci Zaretsky (@stacizaretsky) June 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/SonyaOldsSom/status/614217622448508928
Where the Constitution ends #scalia4kids
— Doug Sherwin (@SDDT_Doug) June 25, 2015
Dubiously convicted murderers, go the f*ck to sleep #scalia4kids
— x_X_I Love the Universe_X_x (@Universe__Lover) June 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/jillthrash/status/614218307458236416
Horton Must Carry His Egg To Term #scalia4kids
— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) June 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/Goldni/status/614218535418462209
Don't Let the Chief Justice Drive the Bus! #Scalia4kids
— Lawprofblawg (@lawprofblawg) June 25, 2015
"And to Think That I Saw It on One First Street" #Scalia4Kids pic.twitter.com/iXrZqBwPhS
— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) June 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/614222643193982977
https://twitter.com/walterolson/status/614224988594405377
https://twitter.com/LawsoftheSEA/status/614227622009139200
https://twitter.com/ackja/status/614227676577067008
A Wrinkle in Text #scalia4kids
— Antonin Scalia (@SCOTUScare) June 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/TedMcClelland/status/614232401892540416
https://twitter.com/djsziff/status/614236747510120448
Goosebumps 2d, Book 8: It Came From Beneath the 9th Circuit. #scalia4kids
— Adam Hanson (@adam_hanson1) June 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/fibrogirl47/status/614237812544700416
Encyclopedia Brown v. Board of Ed. #scalia4kids
— Ryan S. Perlin (@rperlin) June 26, 2015
#scalia4kids Charlie and the Closely Held Christian Chocolate Factory
— GPT- Ern Malley (@MoralHazardPay) June 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/GetGeophysical/status/614240138109947908
One of these conservatives is not like the others. #Scalia4kids
— Lawprofblawg (@lawprofblawg) June 26, 2015
The unsubsidized contraception in the cupboard #scalia4kids
— Deepa Sharma ⚖️ (@DeepaSharmaEsq) June 26, 2015
Are You There God, It's Me Margaret. I work at Hobby Lobby… #scalia4kids
— Peg Perl ☕️ (@Peg_Perl) June 26, 2015
Everybody Pooped in the Founding Era #scalia4kids
— Steve Klepper (@MDAppeal) June 26, 2015
RINOs Aren't Just in Zoos #scalia4kids #SCOTUS
— Justice Alito (@JusticeAlito) June 26, 2015
Old Heller. #scalia4kids
— Judge Stephen Dillard (@JudgeDillard) June 26, 2015
Chicka Chicka Jiggery-Pokery #scalia4kids
— Corey Yung @[email protected] (@CoreyRYung) June 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/SonyaOldsSom/status/614248191576289280
I may be glad Scalia won’t be voting on the Court anymore, but I doubt I’ll have this much fun over any other dissent.
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