Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 02.03.16

* Style tips to take you from court to the Met Gala (okay, you will probably never go to the Met Gala, but still) from Amal Clooney. [Popsugar] * Welp, this is one way to get your legal expenses paid for: A gay porn site is willing to cover former Congressman Aaron Schock's legal bills if only he'll appear in a few films. [Wonkette] * This is the Donald Trump we have all come to expect: he's accusing Ted Cruz (over Twitter, natch) of "stealing" the Iowa Caucus. [The Slot] * A great idea to link Black History Month with the current presidential election. [Chicago Sun-Times] * The history of how vagrancy laws gave the police nearly unlimited power. [Time] * Sure, Bernie Madoff is a crook, but in prison he is a rockstar -- and his stock is only going up. [Law and More] * Giving the quiet Justice Souter his due. [Anton Piatigorsky Blog] * Taking a shot at the NRA, because as angry as most Americans are, we agree about one thing. [Funny or Die]

By Kathryn Rubino on February 03, 2016 5:08 pm

Aaron_Schock_Official* Welp, this is one way to get your legal expenses paid for: A gay porn site is willing to cover former Congressman Aaron Schock’s legal bills if only he’ll appear in a few films. [Wonkette]

* This is the Donald Trump we have all come to expect: he’s accusing Ted Cruz (over Twitter, natch) of “stealing” the Iowa Caucus. [The Slot]

* A great idea to link Black History Month with the current presidential election. [Chicago Sun-Times]

* The history of how vagrancy laws gave the police nearly unlimited power. [Time]

* Sure, Bernie Madoff is a crook, but in prison he is a rockstar — and his stock  is only going up. [Law and More]

* Giving the quiet Justice Souter his due. [Anton Piatigorsky Blog]

* Taking a shot at the NRA, because as angry as most Americans are, we agree about one thing. [Funny or Die]