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ATL March Madness: The Greatest Law School Scandal Of All Time!

The champion of this year's "Best Law School Scandal" bracket is revealed.

March Madness LF Above the Law regularDid you see that shot last night? That was unbelievable. We’d all hunkered down for overtime and then Kris Jenkins decided to ban all non-essential national championship trophy travel to North Carolina. Amazing.

Our competition here had a minor upset too. You may have already noticed because — mea culpa — I’d intended to leave the polls open until last night and reveal the champion today and at the last minute we closed the polls Sunday and I forgot to adjust the championship announcement. I’m sorry for the pain this must have caused.

In any event, congratulations, Thomas M. Cooley! Your disingenuous, laughable attempt to pass yourself off as an elite law school ranks as the greatest law school scandal in the Above the Law era according to our readers! Now, finally, Cooley is number 1 in something.

March Madness Final

We all weep for Cameron Knight — the model who pleasured herself in Cornell Law’s library. But she just came up short in this competition. If only she’d intervened in the competition (like some people) and sent all the ATL voters another video of herself, she’d have pulled this one off.

Earlier: Prior ATL coverage of March Madness