Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 12.27.16

* I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. [The Atlantic] * I'm dreaming of a white... genocide? No, that's not how that song goes. That's not how that song goes, even in my house. [Simple Justice] * The battle between Tata Sons and its former chairman, Cyrus Mistry, is probably the biggest corporate law story that you don't care about. [New Indian Express] * Chris Christie has been totally abandoned. [New York Times] * Richard Cordray, head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, is probably more likely to be eaten by reindeer than have his job by this time next year. [Wall Street Journal] * Parole judge charged with assault for slugging a public defender. Do you even need a joke here? [New York Daily News]

By Elie Mystal on December 27, 2016 4:28 pm
My dream of seeing Carrie Fisher play Ruth Bader Ginsburg in a biopic, dies today.

My dream of seeing Carrie Fisher play Ruth Bader Ginsburg in a biopic dies today.

* I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. [The Atlantic]

* I’m dreaming of a white… genocide? No, that’s not how that song goes. That’s not how that song goes, even in my house. [Simple Justice]

* The battle between Tata Sons and its former chairman, Cyrus Mistry, is probably the biggest corporate law story that you don’t care about. [New Indian Express]

* Chris Christie has been totally abandoned. [New York Times]

* Richard Cordray, head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, is probably more likely to be eaten by reindeer than have his job by this time next year. [Wall Street Journal]

* Parole judge charged with assault for slugging a public defender. Do you even need a joke here? [New York Daily News]