Tiffany Trump Eyeing Harvard Law School Yesterday -- It's The Legally Blonde Sequel We Deserve!

Presidential daughter sizing up top law schools.

Photo via Getty Images

Photo via Getty Images

UPDATE (12/7/16 1:28 p.m.): Maybe this visit was a bit premature… read on.

Tiffany Trump, the Trump daughter that Donald has never taken terrifying Lolita pictures with, has made no secret of her legal-industry ambitions. Over the summer, while the rest of her half-siblings stumped for her father and made racist pricks of themselves, Tiffany hunkered down with her LSAT prep books. Over the summer, she informed the world via emoji that she “got this,” and if her visit to Harvard Law School is any indication… she did indeed get that. UPDATE: Or maybe not quite yet… while I assumed she took the test in September and has her results back, a tipster claims she took it on Saturday at CUNY in Long Island City. So she must be feeling pretty confident.

This is our real-life Legally Blonde, people! Except let’s go ahead and assume that Warner is the President-elect.

Eagle-eyed observers at Harvard inform us that the future First Daughter toured HLS yesterday with a Secret Service detail in tow. Oh, who are we kidding? She knows she’s not the “First” Daughter and she seems pretty OK with that:

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Anyway, where were we? Right. The picture. It’s not a great shot, but you can’t blame students for wanting to keep their distance and play it cool when a prospective student brings a bunch of armed guards to the building:

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And for those who will scoff and act like this is just Harvard extending a courtesy to the rich and powerful regardless of merit — you know, the affirmative action white people don’t complain about — don’t write off Tiffany’s academic chops. The 22-year-old daughter of Marla Maples followed a Trump tradition in attending Penn, but ditched finance and economics to major in sociology and urban studies, which instantly makes her more qualified to head up HUD than Ben Carson. Alas, the Bobby Kennedy law has robbed us of the most fashionable HUD Secretary since Jack Kemp and sent Tiffany back to the law school circuit. [Ed. Note: Some people have backchanneled me acting as if I’m suggesting that majoring in sociology and urban studies is a “bad” thing because it’s not finance and economics. Balderdash. Sociology and urban studies reflects a superior intellectual curiosity to the remedial B-school majors.]

Where else is Tiffany looking? If she stops by your law school, be sure to let us know.

In the meantime, congratulations to Tiffany Trump on her apparent LSAT success and her future legal career. Perhaps it’s time for the Trump clan to move a little closer to the legacy of Tiffany’s aunt, Judge Maryanne Trump Barry, and a little farther from, well, whatever clan you’d associate with Steve Bannon.

Tiffany Trump Is Studying For The LSAT [Teen Vogue]

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