You know, I’ve spent a lot of time screaming about Trumpkins, but it’s not the only strategy. Another totally valid strategy is to mock them. Tease them. ‘Till they cry. You don’t always need a hammer. If you have even a needle, you can use it. Look, the most effective political commentary on television right now is Saturday Night Live, right?
Enter Giordani, Swanger, Ripp & Jetel partner Cindy Grossman. She just updated her law firm bio. Check it out:
Ms. Grossman’s practice encompasses a wide variety of corporate and partnership transactions with international, federal, and state tax implications, including stock and asset acquisitions, partnership freeze transactions, planning, structuring, and implementation of mergers, real estate transactions, and other recurring and non-recurring business transactions. Cindy is an active volunteer with the Bowling Green Massacre Victims’ Fund, an organization that supports the victims of the tragic Bowling Green Massacre.
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Mmm… that’s the good stuff right there. The “victims’ fund” links to the Urban Justice Center. Grossman reports that she’s already generated donations for the cause.
Anything you can do, do. And props to Giordani, Swanger, Ripp & Jetel for allowing this little bit of… subversion. Not everyone thinks like this.
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Elie Mystal is an editor of Above the Law and the Legal Editor for More Perfect. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at [email protected]. He will resist.