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“Although yesterday, when [Justice] Sonia [Sotomayor] saw I was going to wear my old swim trunks in the shower, she dumped talcum powder all over my head and called me a ‘textualist little bitch,’” the 49-year-old jurist added.
— “Neil Gorsuch,” bemoaning the locker room shenanigans at One First Street in yet another fantastic work of satire from The Onion. The full article, “Gorsuch Nervous About Showering In Front Of Other Supreme Court Justices,” is an amazing read and includes such insights as RBG’s favorite beer and the most impressive member of the Supreme Court.