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CONGRATULATIONS TO DAVID LAT: Our founding editor welcomed a new baby. And he announced some other things here. EUROPE WANTS GAY COUPLES TO DIVORCE, THEN RE-MARRY: The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. Read how it affects children here. I HAVE MY NOTES FROM A SCARSDALE JAIL ALL PREPARED: When Jeff Sessions comes for me, I'll be ready. FOR COLUMBIA LAW SCHOOL VEGANS, THE STRUGGLE IS REAL: Just kidding. The struggle is ridiculous. Vegans are not being discriminating against, no matter how steak sandwiches you eat right in front of them while they weakly nibble on a carrot. Read my carnivorous post here. NEVADA IS LOWERING ITS BAR PASSAGE CUT OFF: They do this with the slots sometimes. Not enough people win so the make it easier to win for a week and then people get talking and they throttle the winning percentage back down and suckers still go and pull the machines for a month. They probably won't re-raise the bar score quite as quickly though. Read about it here.