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BUD LIGHT AD HAS BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL: Joe explains how to write a C&D that also helps the corporate brand. Dilly, Dilly. DAVID BOIES IS JUST IN THE BARREL RIGHT NOW: I feel almost like I need to remind people that David Boies, as far as we know, didn't actually sexually assault anybody -- his clients allegedly did. Then again, Boies doesn't need me to defend him, he got paid quite enough to be the hatchet man for alleged sexual predators. Hope he's enjoying the fruits of his labors. Kathryn explains the latest accusations here. THE NEW YORK A.G. IS INVOLVED IN A HUGE PROSECUTION: If you want to get the cops, you have to get the prosecutors enabling them. I explain how NYAG Eric Schneiderman is trying to do just that. JOHN DOWD CLAIMS HE WROTE THE TWEET WHERE TRUMP ADMITTED TO OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE: Not that I believe him. But the fact that a lawyer would even try to convince us that he purposefully incriminated his client just shows you where we are in this country. Joe explains. PRE-LAW STUDENT LIVING IN A VAN TO CUT COSTS: No, this isn't a sketch, it's real life. But Staci will show you the sketch.