Morning Docket: 12.14.17

* Federal judicial nominee has no idea what a motion in limine is. EVERYTHING'S FINE!!!! [National Law Journal] * "If law firm merger talks are the equivalent of dating, then firm leaders are playing the field." Yeah... you're gonna get an STD dude. [New York Law Journal] * Dahlia Lithwick recounts her Koziniski story. [Slate] * So Taylor Swift, an elephant, and a funeral home walk into a bar... [Legaltech News] * Ole Miss needs a general counsel. Must be comfortable with hookers and racism! [Corporate Counsel] * Whoa. "Career ending"? What the hell is going on? [Law360]

* Federal judicial nominee has no idea what a motion in limine is. EVERYTHING’S FINE!!!! [National Law Journal]

* “If law firm merger talks are the equivalent of dating, then firm leaders are playing the field.” Yeah… you’re gonna get an STD dude. [New York Law Journal]

* Dahlia Lithwick recounts her Koziniski story. [Slate]

* So Taylor Swift, an elephant, and a funeral home walk into a bar… [Legaltech News]

* Ole Miss needs a general counsel. Must be comfortable with hookers and racism! [Corporate Counsel]

* Whoa. “Career ending”? What the hell is going on? [Law360]

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