Morning Docket: 04.20.18

* Welcome Rudy Giuliani to the Trump legal team. Reminder that the last time he offered Trump legal advice he inadvertently built the strongest case against the travel ban, so this should go well. [CNN] * Overshadowed by the Rudy announcement, Trump also hired married Miami duo Marty and Jane Serene Raskin. They're actually competent criminal defense attorneys, so I don't expect them to last long. [McClatchy] * Alexander Hamilton earns honorary degree from Albany Law School. Upon learning he'll have the same degree as Megyn Kelly, Hamilton decided Aaron Burr might have done him a favor. [Law.com] * Officials have moved the "Fearless Girl" statue citing "safety" though the fear of a completely frivolous lawsuit from the sculptor of "Charging Bull" may be the real culprit. So a woman took a bold stand and will therefore be shuffled off to another office out of the way... that may be the most iconic depiction of Wall Street yet. [Dealbreaker] * In the wake of the horrific Larry Nassar cover up, Michigan State's GC Robert Noto nabbed $436000 in severance pay. Because accountability is important. [Corporate Counsel] * James Comey keeps receipts. [Huffington Post] * If you're looking for your daily dose of wackiness, here's a $100M lawsuit from Jason Lee Van Dyke against the man trying to get him disbarred. [Daily Beast] * Chuck Schumer's going to introduce a bill to decriminalize marijuana. Because it's 4/20. Chuck Schumer is making 4/20 jokes now. [NPR]