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SONIA SOTOMAYOR IN DISSENT: Justice Sotomayor notes that we have "accepted barbarism." GRISLY NEWS: Legal assistant allegedly murders his roommate. FISH NEWS: Judge objects to fish Fridays in the cafeteria. WHAT TO DO IF YOU DON'T GET AN OFFER: I'd say "email ATL about the epic catastrophe you caused to bring this upon yourself." But... I'm not a career counselor. WHAT TO DO IF THE JUDGE IS HORRIBLY BIASED AGAINST YOU BUT YOU ARE THE PROSECUTION AND DON'T WANT TO REQUEST A MISTRIAL: I mean, you probably just have to suck it up like the kids who get no offered.

SONIA SOTOMAYOR IN DISSENT: Justice Sotomayor notes that we have “accepted barbarism.”

GRISLY NEWS: Legal assistant allegedly murders his roommate.

FISH NEWS: Judge objects to fish Fridays in the cafeteria.

WHAT TO DO IF YOU DON’T GET AN OFFER: I’d say “email ATL about the epic catastrophe you caused to bring this upon yourself.” But… I’m not a career counselor.

WHAT TO DO IF THE JUDGE IS HORRIBLY BIASED AGAINST YOU BUT YOU ARE THE PROSECUTION AND DON’T WANT TO REQUEST A MISTRIAL: I mean, you probably just have to suck it up like the kids who get no offered.


Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and the Legal Editor for More Perfect. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at [email protected]. He will resist.