Uh oh… that’s Judge Katzmann coming!
Xiu Jian Sun, The Spiritual Adam somehow related to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has a beef with Second Circuit judges Jon O. Newman, José Cabranes, Robert Katzmann, Clerk of the Court Catherine O’Hagan Wolfe, and someone named Dana Dowood who I don’t even know off the top of my head, but is apparently a Pharisee with a penchant for camel meat. The Second Circuit believes this is supposed to be Dana Ellwood, a Second Circuit case manager, but who really knows.
Learning anything more about the case is impossible as the brief is just a string of unrelated scripture references, but it’s an entertaining read if you’re in the mood for a little prosanity. Credit to Empirical SCOTUS founder Adam Feldman for finding this gem.
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