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WE ARE A COUNTRY THAT TEAR-GASSES TODDLERS NOW: Trump is now bombing children with pepper spray to make an end-run around the rule of law. IS ROBERT MUELLER GOING TO SAVE US? No. But his report will be lit. SOME BONUS NEWS: Traffic stats tell me that I'm not allowed to tell you which firm matched Cravath. But its initials start with a "D" and end with a "W." SOME MORE BONUS NEWS: We used a picture of money fluttered out like a child's drawing of a turkey. HERE'S THE FULL BONUS SCORECARD SO FAR: All the firms, so far, and what they're paying out in bonuses.

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WE ARE A COUNTRY THAT TEAR-GASSES TODDLERS NOW: Trump is now bombing children with pepper spray to make an end-run around the rule of law.

IS ROBERT MUELLER GOING TO SAVE US? No. But his report will be lit.

SOME BONUS NEWS: Traffic stats tell me that I’m not allowed to tell you which firm matched Cravath. But its initials start with a “D” and end with a “W.”

SOME MORE BONUS NEWS: We used a picture of money fluttered out like a child’s drawing of a turkey.

HERE’S THE FULL BONUS SCORECARD SO FAR: All the firms, so far, and what they’re paying out in bonuses.

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Elie Mystal is the Executive Editor of Above the Law and the Legal Editor for More Perfect. He can be reached @ElieNYC on Twitter, or at elie@abovethelaw.com. He will resist.

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