Morning Docket: 12.03.18

* Young lawyers in Australia are fighting back against Biglaw hours expectations because these snowflakes don't realize that chronic sleeplessness and callously sacrificing relationships with friends and loved ones builds character! [The Guardian] * Comey has reached a deal with the lame duck House committee. He'll still testify in a private hearing, but he'll be given a transcript after the fact. Good plan, it's not like he's been screwed over by this committee before. [National Law Journal] * Trial begins tomorrow to decide the limits to good faith Nazis dealings. [The Recorder] * Authorities recommend indicting Benjamin Netanyahu. It's like there's a country out there where political leaders are held "accountable" when they break "the law" which just seems weird. [Associated Press via Huffington Post] * The winners of the annual Data-Driven Lawyers Award. [Law360] * People can't give money to litigation financiers fast enough. [American Lawyer] * Apparently Alan Dershowitz is still working for Jeffrey Epstein. [The Week]