Morning Docket: 12.04.18

* Eric Trump has decided to go after George Conway and proves he's every bit as effective a defender of his father that The Onion makes him out to be. [Washington Post] * Today is E-Discovery Day, so tune in for a huge day of educational programming about the electronic discovery space. [E-Discovery Day] * As his client prepares to testify before the body on a naked political stunt new subpoena, Dechert partner David Kelly trolls the House Judiciary Committee for wasting everyone's time and money on the empty Benghazi investigation. Biglaw trash talk is the best trash talk. [Washington Examiner] * After kicking off the year under investigation for enabling domestic violence for years, Ohio State coach Urban Meyer is retiring meaning we will no longer have to suffer through sports reporters praising his "resilience" in succeeding after being caught in a scandal of his own making. [ESPN] * Cleary joins other DC firms in swapping real estate. Hopefully, no one will ever have to suffer from street performers ever again! [National Law Journal] * Avvo's former CLO is now in the cosmetic surgery game. Why do these seem like strikingly similar industries? [Corporate Counsel] * As sure as the rising sun, Marriott faces multiple lawsuits over its massive data breach. [Law360] * Remember to RSVP for next week's Above the Law Holiday Party. [Above the Law]