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NO DIVERSITY AVAILABLE THIS YEAR: Partner classes are shrinking, making being a white man more valuable than ever.
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DWARF-TOSSING JUDGE: Trump’s nominee to replace Kavanaugh believes dwarf-tossing is Constitutionally protected. Because everything is stupid now.
INFILAW SCHOOL VOWS TO TRIPLE IN SIZE: Again, EVERYTHING IS STUPID NOW.
BLACK BOX BONUSES AT DLA PIPER: In fairness, it’s hard to convert bonuses made to the DLA Ganymede office into Earth currency.