Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 03.28.19

* Judge rules that groping is not sexual harassment because twerking exists. This is going to shock you, but the opinion wasn't written by either Kavanaugh or Thomas. [Legal Cheek] * Where will the Mueller team go now that their work is done? I just want Mueller to stare directly into a camera and say, "I'm going to Disneyworld." [National Law Journal] * More Biglaw firms joining the Varsity Blues case. [American Lawyer] * Jimmy Kimmel doesn't believe Gonzaga exists outside of a basketball team. The law school dean went on TV to prove Gonzaga is a real school. [Law.com] * When is a potato skin not a potato skin? [Law360] * First pass interference, now this: Bob Kraft's prostitution videos are probably public records so we'll get to review those soon enough. [Deadspin] * Abbe Lowell's email issues now include a record of him trying to influence the Cohen testimony to cover for Ivanka. [Vanity Fair]

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* Judge rules that groping is not sexual harassment because twerking exists. This is going to shock you, but the opinion wasn’t written by either Kavanaugh or Thomas. [Legal Cheek]

* Where will the Mueller team go now that their work is done? I just want Mueller to stare directly into a camera and say, “I’m going to Disneyworld.” [National Law Journal]

* More Biglaw firms joining the Varsity Blues case. [American Lawyer]

* Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t believe Gonzaga exists outside of a basketball team. The law school dean went on TV to prove Gonzaga is a real school. [Law.com]

* When is a potato skin not a potato skin? [Law360]

* First pass interference, now this: Bob Kraft’s prostitution videos are probably public records so we’ll get to review those soon enough. [Deadspin]

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* Abbe Lowell’s email issues now include a record of him trying to influence the Cohen testimony to cover for Ivanka. [Vanity Fair]

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