Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 04.05.19

* Ted Cruz is threatening Yale Law School because that's the sort of shallow posturing Ted Cruz has made a career out of. [Washington Examiner] * Clarence Thomas says he's not going to retire just so Trump can replace him proving that narcissistic hubris is truly bipartisan. [National Law Journal] * Being a jerk on an airplane is now worth 6 months in jail. Make a note of it. [Legal Cheek] * The SEC thinks it's time for some real fines on Elon Musk. [Law360] * Trump just installed another zygote to the federal bench, even though he was born in one of the Mexican countries. [Miami Herald] * Just a reminder that legislators are mostly stuffed shirts pocketing lobbyist cash. [USA Today]

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* Ted Cruz is threatening Yale Law School because that’s the sort of shallow posturing Ted Cruz has made a career out of. [Washington Examiner]

* Clarence Thomas says he’s not going to retire just so Trump can replace him proving that narcissistic hubris is truly bipartisan. [National Law Journal]

* Being a jerk on an airplane is now worth 6 months in jail. Make a note of it. [Legal Cheek]

* The SEC thinks it’s time for some real fines on Elon Musk. [Law360]

* Trump just installed another zygote to the federal bench, even though he was born in one of the Mexican countries. [Miami Herald]

* Just a reminder that legislators are mostly stuffed shirts pocketing lobbyist cash. [USA Today]