Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 04.18.19

* Theoretically the Mueller Report is being released today. It probably won't change anyone's opinions about anything, but there might be some legal fallout. [NPR] * Kim Kardashian "aced" her torts exam folks. [Legal Cheek] * Kamala Harris takes bold stance against Kamala Harris. [LA Times] * The earnings gap between equity and nonequity is growing. [American Lawyer] * A look at the Biglaw firms presidential candidates have hired. [National Law Journal] * All the reform in the world won't amount to much as long as judges can just resign their way out of trouble -- and no one is fixing that loophole. [Law360] * If you've been eagerly anticipating video of Patriots owner Robert Kraft getting jerked off by a masseuse wearing a Tom Brady mask, you'll have to wait longer because the judge has temporarily blocked the video's release. [Courthouse News Service]

By Joe Patrice on April 18, 2019 6:53 am

* Theoretically the Mueller Report is being released today. It probably won’t change anyone’s opinions about anything, but there might be some legal fallout. [NPR]

* Kim Kardashian “aced” her torts exam folks. [Legal Cheek]

* Kamala Harris takes bold stance against Kamala Harris. [LA Times]

* The earnings gap between equity and nonequity is growing. [American Lawyer]

* A look at the Biglaw firms presidential candidates have hired. [National Law Journal]

* All the reform in the world won’t amount to much as long as judges can just resign their way out of trouble — and no one is fixing that loophole. [Law360]

* If you’ve been eagerly anticipating video of Patriots owner Robert Kraft getting jerked off by a masseuse wearing a Tom Brady mask, you’ll have to wait longer because the judge has temporarily blocked the video’s release. [Courthouse News Service]