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THERE ARE SO MANY CHEAP JOKES HERE: I'ma go with "When the shark realized he was eating a personal injury attorney, the shark said 'Sorry, I'm no cannibal.'" ON THE OTHER END OF THE SPECTRUM: No jokes can be made about this partner's firsthand account of a courthouse shooting. A SUMMER ASSOCIATE GOT FIRED, WHAT NOW? He says he did "something I shouldn't have done." Which, sounds ominous, to be honest. BIGLAW FIRM HITS JUNETEENTH ON THE NOSE: Not sure this was the direction I would have gone in. VAULT RANKINGS: Cravath, Wachtell, Skadden, you know the drill.

By Elie Mystal on June 19, 2019 6:30 pm

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THERE ARE SO MANY CHEAP JOKES HERE: I’ma go with “When the shark realized he was eating a personal injury attorney, the shark said ‘Sorry, I’m no cannibal.'”

ON THE OTHER END OF THE SPECTRUM: No jokes can be made about this partner’s firsthand account of a courthouse shooting.

A SUMMER ASSOCIATE GOT FIRED, WHAT NOW? He says he did “something I shouldn’t have done.” Which, sounds ominous, to be honest.

BIGLAW FIRM HITS JUNETEENTH ON THE NOSE: Not sure this was the direction I would have gone in.

VAULT RANKINGS: Cravath, Wachtell, Skadden, you know the drill.