* Man in Colorado who cannot hear arrested for noncompliance. I wish I could say things like this aren’t unheard of, but I’m glad it didn’t turn out worse. [NBC News]
* Elon Musk, dressed as a Grand Theft Auto San Andreas character, says Bezos can’t sue his way to the moon. [The Verge]
* Texan Planned Parenthoods have functionally turned into call therapy centers after SB8. [Insider]
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* Don’t get budgeting? Neither does the U.S. government — looks like we’ll be broke by mid-October at this rate. [CNN]
Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s. Before that, he wrote columns for an online magazine named The Muse Collaborative under the pen name Knehmo. He endured the great state of Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at [email protected].