Greenburg Traurig’s Mathew Rosengart has finally broken the Satan spell that kept Britney Spears laboring under a conservatorship for the seeming benefit of everyone except her. For that, he deserves every bit of professional praise he’s getting.
Meanwhile, there’s this shit.
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Biglaw attorney heartthrobs is where we draw the line.
Rosengod, working hard! #FreeBritneyhttps://t.co/X1WsDybV6i
— yourhonor (@notedyourhonor) October 4, 2021
No, never mind, “Rosengod” is where we draw the line.
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Hero worshipping lawyers has never really been our thing here. Well, it has been our thing here, but not for a long time. Rosengart, a former David Souter clerk from the judge’s pre-SCOTUS days, is a famed Hollywood lawyer but, not to besmirch his record, it seems as though any lawyer with a modicum of will could’ve obliterated this flimsy conservatorship. We can appreciate what he’s pulled off without veering into idolatry, can’t we?
I guess not…
“He’s very dominant,” Nouri says. “Just the way he speaks, it’s like, ‘Oh yes, Daddy.’ I think that’s why people love him because he is getting the job done and he just has this aura of power.”
Because what Britney needs right now is definitely a daddy figure.
Britney Spears’s Lawyer Mathew Rosengart Has Become ‘Rosengod’ to Fans [LA Magazine]
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