Romance and Dating

Attorney Seeking Witch For Nonbillable Activities

Take note, rom-com fans!

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There might be a pop-culture driven image of the coldhearted and hardened New York City attorney out there — at least if you’re as big a fan of Hallmark Christmas movies as I am — but that’s hardly the truth for every lawyer out there. Plenty of esquires are just out there, living their lives, trying to eek as much happiness out of life as they can… by finding a witch to run away with.

Wait — what?

That’s right, as documented by the WhatIsNewYork IG account, a male attorney — 26, fairly tall — is seeking a witch to “purify soul, enlighten mind, and sanctify body.” Moreover, he’s “[o]pen to falling in love and running away into the wilderness.” Awww. Scripts like that just write themselves.

Let’s just hope — for the sake of the profession — that the need for soul purification isn’t a direct result of his professional endeavors.

Kathryn Rubino is a Senior Editor at Above the Law, host of The Jabot podcast, and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. AtL tipsters are the best, so please connect with her. Feel free to email her with any tips, questions, or comments and follow her on Twitter (@Kathryn1).

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