MyPillow Guy Fails To Get Date To SCOTUS Prom For One More Election LOLsuit

And he blames ... the RNC???

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For months Mike Lindell has been promising to waltz into the Supreme Court and deliver the one lawsuit to rule them all and finally return Donald Trump to his rightful place in the Oval Office. All the Pillow Fluffer needed was one state attorney general to accept his rose, and he’d get that sweet sweet original SCOTUS jurisdiction for one state suing another.

No matter that Texas AG Ken Paxton tried that one back in December and got tossed out on his ass, with the court finding that “Texas has not demonstrated a judicially cognizable interest in the manner in which another State conducts its elections.” The Pillow dude assured his fans in September that, although he’d promised his followers that the Dear Leader would be reinstated by August 13, everything was still going according to plan.

“Nothing has changed other than we’re off by some months here because we have to get the attorney generals in,” he shouted. “We have the case ready to go to the Supreme Court, we just have to get the attorney generals on as the plaintiffs and tack ’em on to the lawsuit, and we’ll bring it to the Supreme Court.”

In October, he had a new timeline, promising to deliver the case to the Supreme Court himself on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. (Hey, that’s today!) All he needed was YOU, YES YOU to sign his petition and hand over your contact info, to tell those justices to docket Mike Lindell’s Chinese routerpacket capturenon-existent IP address lawsuit.

“I believe that the nine Supreme Court Justices who are there to protect our country will vote nine to zero to accept this case. Now you can help,” he said in a video.

And still he wasn’t revealing which AGs were going to be his Thanksgiving date to SCOTUS.

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“I’m not going to sit here — the leftwing media will be calling me up, ‘Who’s all on board?’” he demurred.

And he continued to be mum on the topic three weeks ago, insisting that he had “tons” of takers, who were just out of frame, laughing, too, probably.

“I’m not going to give you their names! Are you kidding?” he snorted to HuffPo’s S.V. Date.

Finally the fateful day has arrived, and it looks like Mrs. Justice Roberts won’t have to set an extra place at the holiday table after all. As the Daily Beast’s Zachary Petrizzo notes, it looks like Lindell failed to get a single state AG to sign on to his amazing lawsuit.

Well, Mike Lindell knows who is to blame for this sorry turn of events, and it is RNC Chair Ronna Romney McDaniels. And he can prove it!

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“We believe that they have reached out to multiple [attorneys general] and put pressure on them, not to sign the Supreme Court complaint,” he said on a Livestream reported at the Beast.

How dare the RNC try and stop this case from getting to the Supreme Court. Shame on you, RNC! You are worse than Fox [News] now! You can’t tell me why Ronna McDaniel, the head of the RNC, made a statement saying Biden won three days before this Supreme Court complaint was supposed to go to the Supreme Court.”

This appears to be a reference to McDaniel’s admission last week that “Painfully, Joe Biden won the election and it’s very painful to watch. He’s the President. We know that.” From which Lindell drew the obvious conclusion that the fix was in.

“What about the timing of that, America!” he roared. “Why would she say that at that moment in time? She didn’t have to say that. What, is she trying to get more donor money? Is she trying to get donor money from Democrats? She is as RINO as they come!”

But the dream is not dead! Lindell says he’s continuing to negotiate with various AGs, and if he doesn’t get any signatures by Thanksgiving, he’ll publish the lawsuit himself, after which brave patriots will rise up and demand action from their elected officials.

Either that, or he’s going to sue Zachary Petrizzo for tortious journalisming him.

Maybe Santa will bring the Pillow man a jacket. A really straight, white one. HO HO HO.

Mike Lindell Blames a Vast GOP Conspiracy for His Supreme Court Failure [Daily Beast]


Elizabeth Dye lives in Baltimore where she writes about law and politics.