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A Round Of Applause For The Supreme Court Justice Nominee!

It's Ketanji... Justice Jackson if you're guilty.

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Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson (Photo by H2rty via Wikimedia Commons)

And the nominee is… Ketanji Brown Jackson! Apologies for the state of the court you’re inheriting, but que será, será, after all. You know what else is guaranteed besides death and taxes? Opinions on Twitter! Let’s check in on the chirping.

Gotta start of with some simple jubilance:

Some customary flip flopping:

Some remarks on how the name and title just serenade the ear:

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Some people have the nerve to start asking her for favors before she’s even touched the bench:

And of course, you knew this was coming.

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This nomination is American history, and a dope moment in Black history. Time to update the patron saint list of names we empower kids with each February, each April, each day: Shirley Chisholm, Madam C.J. Walker, Phillis Wheatley, Bayard Rustin, Cousin Pookie, Marsha P. Johnson, Martin Luther King Jr. (the real one), Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, Ketanji Brown Jackson, and the children we recount these prayers to.

Looking forward to those dissenting opinions, Your Honor!

Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s.  He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com and by tweet at @WritesForRent.

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